d. Robert Warmflash (1977)
Two tough
New York guys, one white, one black, one short, one tall, neither in any kind
of employment, spend their days jogging in matching track suits and training –
hard – at the martial arts club. To show that they are friends, they touch each
other constantly. When ruthless developers try to evict them from their
apartment building, using a variety of nefarious means (turning off the
utilities, starting a fire, infesting the building with rats) the guys find any
number of arses to kick, somewhatr exacerbating the problem and culminating in
the murder of the short white guy’s father. Eaten up by grief, hungry for revenge,
he flies off to an exotic dojo where he becomes so disciplined that he can
catch a fly with a pair of chopsticks. Shit hot and invincible, he returns to
the Big Apple to kill those dirty scumbag landlords one by one: by bow and
arrow, by poison, by putting a bag of angry, hungry rats on someone’s head.
Each time
he crosses a name off the list he and his tall, black friend nod sagely, clasp
hands and look into each other’s eyes for just a beat too long. It's very
funny, not because it’s homoerotic but because it absolutely isn't.
Somewhat
stilted in terms of drama, the film only really comes to life during the fight
sequences, although luckily these take
up about 75% of the films running time. The last half hour is literally just
one big battle, eventually descending into hysterical madness as angry men
scream wildly and uncontrollably at each other, tearing off their tight shirts to
kick and punch the shit out of each other really slowly. It ends with a dummy representing
the main villain being thrown off a roof, and it’s not a good dummy either - which
is great. Highly recommended!
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